- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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