Penis.

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What's 9+10? 19.

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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Amazing

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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Justin Bieber

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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