- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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