What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

a person who will soon die of beeties

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Refrigerator

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Whats funnier than 24, 69

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

david poredos

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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