- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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