- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

I pooped.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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