- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

children burning

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Your future.

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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