- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

a jew walks out of a furnace

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

Ask me if im a tree? No

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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