- Anti Joke

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

My childhood friend said she had a bad breakup with her husband (yeah husband), and that she needed a really stiff one. Come on! How was I supposed to know she was talking about alcohol! She did blush and smile after I pulled my pants down however, that`s like seven out of ten right? I mean I was just trying to help a friend out right? And myself, fine myself, but it will be a total win/win situation, you know... Those where you win twice? "Dont worry, Im not comming" pewpew

what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

Kim Kardashian got a job.

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag