Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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your moms my other ride

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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melon

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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Potassium? K.

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

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What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

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cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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