violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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Your mom is fat

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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u jelly?

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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fruit salad?

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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