Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

Butt poop.

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

girls basketball

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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