- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

Knock Knock Yes?

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

What's the difference between a duck?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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