whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

A white person at Harvard

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

Gingers.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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