- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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