Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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penis

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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