- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

My daughter is dying of AIDS.

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

Womens rights

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

Do you know what color comes after 9?

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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