Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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Bloody kids ...

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She said no

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Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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A mosquito flies into a bar and orders a bloody mary, the bartender then takes out a swatter and kills the pest. Noticing the event, the patrons cheer and continued drinking their frothy beverage. Minutes later, the phone rings and the bartender answers the phone. "Hello?" "Hi, I'm looking for a friend of mine, is he there?" "Let me check, by the way, what's his name?" "Jack Hoff" "One sec. HEY FELLAS(yelling over the noisy bar), IS THERE A JACK HOFF HERE? I NEED A JACK HOFF! ANYONE?" Mr. Hoff, sitting at the bar hears this and asks, "who is it?" "He said he's a friend of yours!" "Which one?" " He said his name's Dick Stroker and he needs help on something hardhe'll meet you around back." "Oh ok, thanks."

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

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A homosexual walks into a church

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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