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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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