What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

Why did jim all I over? He dies

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

Turkeys are obese

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Your Mum is soo fat.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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