What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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