- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Racial Equality

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Life

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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