A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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RUN

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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