Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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