Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

womans rights...

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Dwight Howard

Anti Joke

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