What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

BIG PENIS

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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