Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

You should read the Terms of Service.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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