Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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You're a frog

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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