A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

what goes boo a sock

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

A baby seal walks into a club.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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