- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Christianity.

Daniel is a fag

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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