Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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