- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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