- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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