- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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