- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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