whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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