Women's rights.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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A man walks into a bar

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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