- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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