A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father ****s on his desk.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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This statement is false.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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