- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Mitt Romney

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Women

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Is your refrigerator running? No.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

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