A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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bologna

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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it's funny because it's funny

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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