What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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who's a slut... you're mom

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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