I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

This sentence is a lie.

You and your parents are going to die today

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

A van drives into a car.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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