- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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