- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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