Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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which one is easiest

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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