- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

What? Huh?

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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