A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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Eric is gay Ha

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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