Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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