So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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I wont be arriving soon alright, I mean I am a overachiever for many reasons many of them not exactly "gifts" (such as the pain I cant shut up about but focus on other things such as my goal surely keeps my mind occupied enough). Thanks about the looks comment, used to think I was pretty good looking myself, so if I am more than the looks, then I really like that one (I know I am being a bit brash, but I haven't felt this... Better in a long time, and if hell if I will fake low self confidence, modesty is not my thing when I am not in the mood to be charming) By the way, Alice is quoting me, and having a laugh doing so apparently, lets just say I wont be typing myself ever again, my fingers are not... Useful, and honestly typing with one hand was always a bitch. Enough about me, ill have one of "my shadows" send you money for a first class (seriously you have spent enough on me, and now that my city is making a revenue and still advancing, its my turn to return whatever I can) Tell your parents you won the lottery and share some of the money with them I am sending you a bit extra so to speak. And ffs do not worry about my body, not even sure if I will walk again and speaking, well while it hurts (Alice is laughing again) people here concluded I would live for faaar longer than their first prognosis since I never been a fan of shutting up, and as I told them, my mouth will keep yapping about 200 years after I die, so no problemo. Ill send you a first class to... Nvm you take the money, and come around whenev... You know what? Ill send a plane, yeah, because we can afford that, not yours to keep but you know...

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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