- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What if I told you.....potatoe

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

a black guy walks into a black bar

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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