- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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